Past Winners

Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!

A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says, "I have faith, God will save me."

The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says, "I have faith, God will save me."

The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying, "I have faith, God will save me."

The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replies, "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"

103 passengers and only 40 meals got loaded on a INDIA to US flight.

The Airline had messed up, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant has an idea. About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announces, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners.".

When the passengers muttering had died down she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/ her meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight.".

Her next announcement came an hour and a half later, "if anyone wants to change his/her mind we still have 40 dinners available!".

A Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order:

New Bird
Neighbor Bird
Old Bird
Upstairs Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super market Bird

Finally she checks her name and it was saved as...

Angry Bird