misc jokes

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Q: Why did the man bring the bowling ball into the bathroom?

A: So he could watch his toilet bowl!

A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.

Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.