misc jokes

Did you hear about the two radio antennae that got married?

The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose.

A friend asked, "How much did you pay for that?"

"I paid through the nose!” he replied.

Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open".

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home