misc jokes

Q. How do you know when a woman is going to say something smart?
A. It will start with "He said..."

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily

While on a bus one woman asked another, with grat curiosity,
"well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?"
"Yuk!' was the disillutioned reply. "He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot, and
I was the one who needed the suit of armor!"