misc jokes

Q: What do witches put on their hair when they are going out?

A: Scare-spray

Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"

Q: Where did Santa Claus went on his summer vacation
A: At ho ho Holland

Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."