misc jokes

Where does Ice Cream go to school?
Answer: Sundae School.

A man walks into a doctor’s office with a stick of celery in one ear, a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused, the man asks: "Doctor what's wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and replies: "You're not eating properly!"

Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.