misc jokes

Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A: He knows it’s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"