misc jokes

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

The survivors were marooned.

Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?

A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?

A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.