misc jokes

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.

Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.