misc jokes

Two cats want to cross the river. One is named one-two-three, the other is named un-deux-trois. Who made it across the river first? One-two-three did. Un-deux-trois cat sank.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
 
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.

Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
 
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.