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Favorite this joke Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."
One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job."
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry, no time.”
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
A husband went to the refrigerator and checked to see what was edible.
He found a salad in a container and called to his wife, “How long has this salad been around?”
She replied, “I don’t know. It’s probably lost its dressing.”
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