word play jokes

No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.

Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What’s the difference between a mirror and a chatterbox?
One reflects without talking, the other talks without reflecting.

What’s the difference between a 16 ounces and a pianist?
One weighs a pound, the other pounds away.

What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.