word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What did the ghost say when the police arrested him for joy riding a small motorcycle?

“And to think, I always said I’d never get caught dead riding a moped.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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I'm not addicted to coffee...

It's more of a committed relationship.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!'

I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..."

And then it hit me.

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posted by "merk" |
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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune...

But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |