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Costume Party
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A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

“I am a turtle,” he says.

“Who’s on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”

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The World Is Dumb
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Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?

Luckily I’m in the other 5%!

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Mouse Trap
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What do you use to catch a computer mouse?

Click bait.

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posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
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Unplug Your Phone
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"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"

"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."

"What?"

"For a new port."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |