word play jokes

A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?"

Bill said, "Sure."

So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"

Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?

Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.

Joe: Was it interesting?

Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!