word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why was the absent minded lawyer thrown out of court?

He forgot his law suit.

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posted by "Dan Milewski" |
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Sigmund Freud gave his lady friend some Lingerie for Christmas...

It was a Freudian slip.

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posted by "Dan Milewski" |
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A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?

Super-delayed!

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posted by "Dianna Sandora" |