word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?"

"Because she wants to rise and shine."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.

It seems like he never got over it.

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?

Because they have a lot of buds.

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
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Do you know what would happen if Satan lost all of his hair?

There would be HELL TOUPEE!

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |