word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$50.00 won 5 votes

A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...

The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”

5 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
2 votes

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

6 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"

4 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |