word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$50.00 won 9 votes

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...

They said he'll be given a tough sentence!

9 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
5 votes

Dude 1: Hey, bro?

Dude 2: Yeah, bro?

Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Bro-chure...

5 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

3 votes

posted by "Fogtjas" |
3 votes

Why do watermelons contain so much water?

Because they're planted in the spring.

3 votes

posted by "Foxie" |