word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...

In which you fill in a form by filling it out...

And in which an alarm goes off by going on.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said, "Don't forget to write!"

I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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What do you call a tree who can't finish a puzzle?

Stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |