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Morning Run
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I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.

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Square Root Of 81
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

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No More Taxi Driver
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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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The Newspaper Says
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Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.

Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.

Bob: Why not?

Joe: No man is that strong.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |