word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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"Why did you choose to be cremated?"

"Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!"

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posted by "Tim Conkling" |
1 votes

'Pre' means before...

'Post' means after...

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Just so everyone is clear...

I'm going to put my glasses on.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...

Great man, horrible cabinet maker.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |