word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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From now on I'm going to write all jokes in capitals…

This one was written in London!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"

"They're both vowels," I replied.

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posted by "Grampy" |
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Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.

Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.

Vacation: A time when parents realize that teachers aren't paid enough.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

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posted by "merk" |
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I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.

I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.

It wooden start.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |