When I was in college, I was really into this girl named Greta, but I was shy back then and not at all assertive. The girl and two of her friends were going to a nerdy Halloween party and decided to go as the first digits of pi (3.14).
They needed someone to be the decimal, and I volunteered thinking it would give me a chance to talk to Greta. I was really excited until I got there and realized that she was the 4, which meant there was someone between us all night. I was miserable, barely spoke to anyone, and went home alone.
Thing is, the whole reason I went to the party was that I really thought she was the one.
You're in a casino, playing Blackjack (21), and the dealer shows a ten/face card. What medication do you hope the dealer is taking?
An ace inhibitor!
Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.
You should have seen the expression on her face!
The discussion goes on and on as to if smoking is good or bad for you.
But how can they question that when it cures salmon?