I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding...
They said, “First class rear..."
My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.
He was the fastest boy at my school.
A 9 year old girl has disappeared...
She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.
I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…
He gave me a blank stair.