word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding...

They said, “First class rear..."

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My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.

He was the fastest boy at my school.

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A 9 year old girl has disappeared...

She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

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I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…

He gave me a blank stair.

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