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Favorite this joke One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.'
Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.
The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"
A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"
My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece.
Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"
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