word play jokes

Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun was setting?

It finally dawned on him!

I avoid clichés like the plague.

Two bunnies are running from a fox. They hide behind a bale of hay one turns to the other and says, "Should we keep running, or stay here and out number the fox?"

Don't just tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!