word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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So, how do you get down off this elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Why, Sir-Cumference, of course!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.

Some insist on a shirt.

Others insist on a pair of socks.

The argument always ends in a tie.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?

Won't be long now...

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |