word play jokes

Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A land moo'er.

Q. What day do you sneeze the most?

A. Ah Tuesday

A lady goes into a butcher shop. She says to the butcher, "can I have a pound of kiddlelees?"

The butcher looks at her and says, "you mean kidneys don't you?"

The lady looks at him and replies, "I said kiddlelees diddle I?"