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Favorite this joke A cowboy adopted a dachshund...
... So he could get a long little doggie.
One day a large number of forest animals were watching two skunks having a knock-down, drag-out argument.
The argument was pretty even, so they each turned their backs on the other and let go with their odor, spraying each other.
An old bear standing on the side said, “I guess they each had to get in their two scents worth.”
"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."
Why did the hot dog put on a sweater?
Cause he was a chilly dog!
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