word play jokes

"Look! There's Linda Rondstadt!"

"Where? Where is she?"

"Right there! Here she comes, running full speed, right at you!"

"I still don't see her."

"You idiot! She just Blue Bayou!"

I didn't know that I had dyslexia, until I accepted an invitation to a TOGA party.... and arrived dressed as a GOAT.

Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lighted match...

They want to catch him before he strikes again!