I tripped on my wife's bra in the bedroom, turns out it was a booby trap.
Sign in the widow of a Photography Studio:
We can Shoot Your Wife and Frame Your Mother-In-Law, If you want.
We can Hang Them Too.
Question: Do you know why famous entertainment stars do not worry about summer heat?
Answer: because they have fans everywhere.
Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!