word play jokes

Q: What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A: A condescending con descending.

Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?

A. Bison

"Hey, did you hear about the Kidnapping on the weekend?"


Everything's OK he woke up!

Q: What part of a car is the laziest?

A: The Wheels, they are always tire'd.