word play jokes

Johnny, a farmer's son, was having lots of trouble in getting dates. He asked his best friend for some pointers.

The first thing you have to do is to do something to attract her his friend advised. So Johnny went home and hugged his John Deere.

On which side does a Zebra have more stripes?

On the outside.

If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?

I dunno, Al-ask-a.