word play jokes

What do you call a Broadway production performed on a huge scrabble board?

A play on words!

I like to smoke whenever and wherever I want. When someone tells me no smoking allowed, I tell them, "No problem, I'll smoke quietly then."

I really hate drug tests, they really piss me off...

But once urine the system...

What did Mike Tyson's parents say when he told them that he wanted to be a boxer?

"Go ahead, knock yourself out!"