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Favorite this joke I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Did you know that 76% of all people who come to this country come with Cataracts?
The rest have Lincoln Continentals.
We're going on a class trip to the Dr. Pepper factory... I hope there's no pop quiz.
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.
"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system... "Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
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