word play jokes

Rule number one when it's your first day on the job as a butler...

When your employer tells you to "Draw my bath," DO NOT take out a pencil and a sheet of paper.

I asked my friend Jim about our mutual friend Inge. She seemed down and depressed.

Jim answered, "She used to be the 'Bell of the Ball'. But nobody ever tolled her!"

What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?

You park your car in it!

Did you hear about the vampire bike that went around biting people's arms off?

It was a vicious cycle...