word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Morty and Saul are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, a banker, says to Morty, "Listen, Morty, I should probably tell you, I don't swim so well."

Morty, who worked as a lifeguard when he was younger, begins tugging and pulling on Saul, helping him float towards shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks, "Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Saul looks at Morty and then replies, "This is a heck of a time to be asking for money!"

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posted by "Leibel" |
1 votes

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend-dental medication.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

Did you hear? Chef Careless was arrested for assault. He was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |