word play jokes

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!

When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that reads:

"Sorry, We're Clothed!"

I accidentally put eye drops in my ear...

Now I can literally see what you’re saying!

Places I'd Rather Not Live...

- Paradox, New York
- Crapo, Maryland

- Boogertown, North Carolina
- Hellhole, Idaho
- Purgatory, Maine

- Girdletree, Maryland
- Rabbithash, Kentucky