My friend asked me, "Quick! Quick! What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?"
I admit that I guessed, but I was right.
What do French people call marijuana?
Oui'd.
I moved into a bungalow recently.
I was going to move into a house, but that’s another story.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today.
She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.