Best Jokes

Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"

Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."

A mom's teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.

"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said.

"Oh good," he said, "Now I can use it to buy a new iPad!"