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"Can I have a cigarette?" Jill asked.

"I thought you quit smoking," Mary said

"I'm in the process of quitting," Jill said. "Right now I am in the middle of phase one."

"What's phase one?" Mary asked.

"I've quit buying," Jill replied.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Why are ghosts always honest?

They have no choice, you can see right through them!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.

Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.

Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”

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posted by "Marty" |
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Two vacuum cleaners are arguing...

"You suck!"
"No, you suck!"

"You suck worse!"
"I don't suck!"

"Why not?"
"I'm not plugged in!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |