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Favorite this joke I woke up this morning with a string tied around my finger and I haven’t a clue why I put it there...
I better check my notes, it might be something important!
Now if I could just remember where I put my notes...
The dead batteries were given out... free of charge!
A man was finally rescued, after having been on a deserted island for 10 years. The first question he was asked was why there were three huts on the island if he was alone.
He replied, "The first one is my home, the second is my church and the third is the church I used to attend."
Two men are in a truck driving around with a penguin. Noticing the penguin, a traffic cop stops the truck driver and tells him to take this animal to a zoo right away. The next day, the same cop sees the same two men in the same truck with the same penguin again.
He stops them and says, "Didn't I tell you guys to take this animal to a zoo yesterday?"
The driver replies, "We did officer! We are taking him to the movies today."
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