Best Jokes

Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit.

Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice. I was in the middle of getting the instructions when my wife burst into the room.

"You won't believe this," she said, "but there's a guy on the radio with the same problem!"

A young miss was pacing through her living room waiting for her new beau to arrive. Just then a young man driving a brand new red Corvette was parking in front of the house.

The girl's father glanced out the window at the same time. His chin dropped two feet and his pupils doubled in size. He turned to his daughter and asked, "What does your boyfriend do?"

She replied, "He inherits."

She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. "I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? "she asked.

"Are you married?" asked the lawyer.

"Yes, I am."

"Then, "he replied, "you have ground."

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.