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Favorite this joke A cop pulls a guy over for speeding. The guy tries to defend himself by saying, "I was just going with the flow of traffic."
The Cop replies, "Ever go fishing?"
"Yeah."
"Ever catch ALL the fish?"
My friend is a Genie in a bottle.
One day he came home from work frustrated with his current master. I asked why.
He replied, "I don't know, he just rubs me the wrong way."
Preventive Medicine Belief:
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
What is unique about Humans?
Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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