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Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps.

"What's wrong now Bob," asked Bill.

Bob replies, "They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for."

"Yeah, so what's the problem with that," asks Bill.

Bob sighs, "Well, it seems I'm best suited for unemployment."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son."

"Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked.

It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why are men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage?

Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What happened when the grape was crushed?

It let out a little wine...

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "barber7796" |