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My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...

So I had to put my foot down.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jenny" |
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Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look. I'm changing.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "c" |
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Him: "My mother told me that every time you have an impure thought, an angel smacks you on top of the head."

Her: "That would explain why so many men go bald!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Dansei59" |