My wife's cooking is so bad...
How bad?
So bad, the flies are taking up a collection to get the screen door fixed.
My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:
“1. New friends.”
I've heard of Preparation H...
But what happened to Preparations A through G?
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.