Best Jokes

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.

A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."

His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl, but I'll take it!"

A reporter asked Ed Sheeran if he appreciated the curvature of the letter B, but he just shook his head.

They should have known, he had just sung to them about he was in love with the shape of U!

My optometrist just told me I had 2020 vision...

I told him I wanted a 2nd opinion!