Best Jokes

Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?

Joe: Sure!

Tom: How did it hold the rod?

Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?

Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.

Bob: But you don’t know how to write.

Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.

I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.

He asked, "Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?"

This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, "Baseball."

THINGS YOU MAY HEAR JUST BEFORE UNEMPLOYMENT...

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.

- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.

- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.

- Tell me, how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?